Hey there, fellow feast-seekers! Are you tired of battling with a 20-pound bird and ending up with more burns than a standup comedian at a roast? Put down that baster and listen up because Bennett’s in Roseville, California, is about to save your Thanksgiving bacon (or should we say turkey?).

The Main Event: Thanksgiving at Bennett’s

Mark your calendars, folks! On Thursday, November 28, 2024, Bennett’s is opening its doors for a Thanksgiving extravaganza to make your grandma’s gravy look like dishwater (sorry, Nana). And guess what? This turkey-tastic event is proudly featured in our Thanksgiving Guide 2024. That’s right, we’re officially endorsing this feast-fest!

Location, Location, Turkey-tion

Bennett’s is at 1595 Eureka Rd, Roseville, CA 95661. It’s a smack dab in the heart of Roseville, so you won’t need to embark on a pilgrim-style journey. And with over 300 free parking spots, you won’t have to circle the lot like a vulture eyeing the last drumstick.

The Deal That Will Make Your Wallet Gobble with Joy

Now, let’s talk turkey (and pricing). For a mere $33 per person, you’ll get a Thanksgiving spread that’ll make your eyes wider than your uncle’s waistband after the meal. We’re talking an exquisite turkey dinner with all the traditional trimmings. And if you’re feeling extra indulgent (it’s Thanksgiving, who isn’t?), you can add a slice of pumpkin pie with fresh whipped cream for just $8. That’s less than you’d spend on ingredients if you tried to cook it yourself, not to mention the value of your sanity.

Not Just Any Old Bird

Bennett’s isn’t serving up any old supermarket turkey. Oh no, these birds come from the 4th generation Diestel Family Ranch in Sonora, California. These turkey whisperers have been in the business since 1949, which is longer than most of us have been gobbling. They’re all about that regenerative agriculture life, using holistic farming practices that actually help rebuild the soil and restore biodiversity. So, you can feel smug about your meal on multiple levels.

Options Galore: Dine-In or Take-Out

Can’t bear to leave your comfy couch and stretchy pants? No problem! Bennett’s has got you covered with their take-home option. For the same price of $33, you can enjoy this fantastic meal in your home. But here’s the catch – it’s available for pre-orders only and only while supplies last. So don’t wait until the last minute to decide you don’t want to cook. Also, keep in mind there are no refunds and no delivery. You’ll have to pick it up yourself, but hey, that’s a small price to pay for a stress-free Thanksgiving.

More Than Just Turkey

Not feeling particularly fowl? (Get it? Fowl? We’ll see ourselves out.) Fear not! Bennett’s full menu will also be available on Thanksgiving. So if you’re the black sheep of the family who doesn’t like turkey, you’re still in for a treat.

The Bennett’s Experience

Bennett’s isn’t just about the food (although, let’s be real, that’s a big part of it). They run a scratch kitchen, meaning everything is made fresh on-site. They use locally grown, seasonal ingredients, so you’re getting the best of what California has to offer. Plus, with their full bar, marketplace, and indoor and outdoor seating options, they have something for everyone.

Plan Ahead or Forever Hold Your Piece (of Turkey)

Remember, folks, this isn’t your average Thursday night dinner. Thanksgiving at Bennett’s is more popular than a turkey pardon at the White House. So, make your reservations or pre-orders early. Don’t be the sad soul left outside, pressing your nose against the window and inhaling the scent of roast turkey and regret.

In the Spirit of Thanksgiving

This Thanksgiving, thank restaurants like Bennett’s that save us from kitchen disasters and family feuds over who makes the best stuffing. Whether you dine in or take your meal home, you’re in for a treat that’ll make your taste buds do a happy dance. So there you have it, folks. This Thanksgiving, let Bennett’s do the heavy lifting. All you have to do is show up, eat, and maybe practice your “I’m so full” groan. After all, isn’t that what Thanksgiving is really all about?

Remember, at Bennett’s, you must prepare a toast. And maybe your stomach for the feast of a lifetime. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your plates be full and your pants be stretchy

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